Media Monday: Murderous Monkeys

by Craig Price on

In a bold and brazen attack, a gang of Rhesus macaques assassinated New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa. As this article at MSNBC (ed. note original source: Washington Post – updated 1/7/08) clearly shows, the monkeys have stepped up the hostilities towards Man.

Evil Monkey

 The real problem is that humans are training langurs – a larger and fiercer kind of monkey – to scare off the Rhesus monkeys. Aren’t we just creating and training a new wave of simian thugs that will eventually turn on us?

Once we go down this path…we can never go back.

Check out more fun monkey stuff on my new blog at Punkeys.com

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Zrtist October 23, 2007 at

What about feeding the Rhesus some cookies? I know I like cookies!

2 Zrtist October 23, 2007 at

Maybe some “REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS”?

3 LOTR December 11, 2007 at

KitKats are better…

4 sarah March 3, 2008 at

that is so kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but sad!!!!!!!!!

5 dan March 19, 2008 at

thats cool

6 bett May 13, 2008 at

It is Kool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 mrtr June 15, 2008 at

I Agree with the idea of reeses because they are so yummulicious. oh and where can I get one of these monkeys?

8 Anonymous February 8, 2009 at

thats funny

9 Anonymous May 4, 2009 at

is that a trained mokey but that was cool

10 Anonymous May 5, 2009 at

lmao

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