Negative thinking is truly everywhere! Even the big man up north devotes half his time to negative thinking. He makes a list of not only the nice children, but the naughty. He not only makes the list, he checks it twice for mistakes. Hate to give a nice child a big old lump of coal.
He recognized that his eyesight was not as good as it used to be and needed some help. So he called on Rudolph to light his way! Honest self-evaluation is something I support 100%. He also recognizes that he can’t do this all by himself, so he has a full complement of elves working feverishly all year long. These little guys really work hard and their quality control is unmatched. Ever get a gift from Santa made with lead paint? Of course not!
Santa knows that his Christmas Eve trip is hard and takes a lot of energy. That’s why he chomps on sugar cookies throughout the night. Riding high on a surge of sugar, he travels the globe. You try doing all that without a couple Oreos (another could-be sponsor? Come on Nabisco!).
So you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout (Negative thinking!! Knowing what NOT to do!!) I’m telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town!!
